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FourLokoGate Update: OneLoko?

It’s being reported that to keep FourLoko on the shelves, it’s makers are removing the caffeine, guarana, and taurine Those three things, along with the booze, accounted for the “Four” in FourLoko.

Are you happy now world? OneLoko. That’s what it’s boiled down to: One-fucking-Loko.

I’d rather just drink Mad Dog.

Or maybe we can just start adding Five Hour Energy shots to OneLoko. Actually, that sounds fucking brilliant, and it’s probably what people are going to do.

They don’t even know the kind of evil they’ve unleashed.

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2 responses

  1. I’m coming out with something called FIVE Loko after it gets banned!
    The real TRUTH about the Fo-Lo ban! This cartoon I made explains it all…

    November 18, 2010 at 1:58 AM

    • Jay Galette

      That is amazing

      November 18, 2010 at 11:46 AM

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